Fat Ass Premium Hoodie

You asked or hoodies again, and this time we've gone premium

No thin, floppy hoodie here. This thing is built on the heavyweight AS Colour Made Hood, featuring 500GSM 100% cotton French Terry construction. That's about as thick as hoodies get without becoming a wearable mattress.

Pre-Order Information

Pre-orders close 1 July 2026
First hoodies ship from 9 July 2026
If any other items are added to your hoodie order, these items will be shipped with your hoodie on July 9th.

What's On It?

🍑 Embroidered front logo
A subtle Fat Ass logo embroidered on the chest.
🍑 Large rear graphic
Screen printed Fat Ass logo across the back so everyone knows you've got great taste in asses.
🍑 Embroidered sleeve detail
A little hidden surprise on the sleeve for those paying attention.

The Hoodie Itself

• Heavyweight 500GSM fabric
• 100% Cotton French Terry
• Relaxed fit with dropped shoulders
• Self-lined hood
• Kangaroo pocket
• No drawcords for a cleaner look
• Pre-shrunk to minimise shrinkage
• Built to last years, not months

Why I Chose Premium?

After testing a heap of options, we landed on the AS Colour Made Hood because it's one of the heaviest and most premium blanks available in Australia. The thick 500GSM cotton gives it that substantial feel the second you pick it up. It's the kind of hoodie you'll keep reaching for every time the weather cools down.

Warning: You may find yourself wearing this every day and refusing to wash it. That's on you. 🍑