Our new Fat Ass Air Fresheners are here to give your nose a proper treat while keeping your car smelling fresh as a daisy’s derriere! With scents so good, you’ll want to drive just for the vibes.
🧊 Mountain Ice: Cool, crisp, and bold, akin to a certain black tree that's trademarked so I can't mention it's icy, black name. 🍊Citrus County: Zesty orange goodness, and juicier than a citrus farm’s finest. 🌴 Tropical Treads: Coconut breezes and fruity feels for your cruising pleasure. 🍇 Boostberry: Berry bold and bursting with blueberries!
And guess what? We’ve reimagined our classic bangers: 🍑 Peachy: Back and cheekier than ever—just like you love it. 🌊 Ocean: Clean, fresh and breezy!
Prices so good you’ll do a double take:
1 for $6.95 (just a taste)
3 for $18 (your nose will thank you)
6 for $30 (max cheeky sniff power)
💨 Snag yours now and keep your ride smelling like a million butts—erm, bucks.