Preorder beanies and save up to 30%! Simply add your beanies to the cart and the discount is automatically applied! Earlybird pricing ends May 4th.
Beanies will ship 12 May (Or sooner if they arrive sooner 🤞).
Any other items ordered with Beanies during pre-order will also ship with beanies
Can you believe this is the first year we are doing a plain "FAT ASS" beanie? Well, it's happening! Whether you love fat asses, have a fat ass, or even wish you had one, this is the beanie for you!
💨Send It 👑Passenger Princess 🍑Fat Ass 💩Shit Happens
Made with a double-layered knit, they’re warm without being suffocating. Snug fit that stays put, even if you wear glasses (and I do so it's tested), so you can look good and keep your ass (and head) warm all winter long.
Beanies are a limited run! Once they’re gone, they’re gone.