{"product_id":"fat-ass-hoodie","title":"Fat Ass Premium Hoodie","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"margin-bottom: 2px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(243, 147, 189);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #f393bd;\"\u003eYou asked or hoodies again, and this time we've gone premium\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo thin, floppy hoodie here. This thing is built on the heavyweight AS Colour Made Hood, featuring \u003cstrong\u003e500GSM 100% cotton French Terry construction\u003c\/strong\u003e. That's about as thick as hoodies get without becoming a wearable mattress.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr style=\"margin: 15px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePre-Order Information\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePre-orders close 1 July 2026\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFirst hoodies ship from 9 July 2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eIf any other items are added to your hoodie order, these items will be shipped with your hoodie on July 9th.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr style=\"margin: 15px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhat's On It?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🍑 \u003cstrong\u003eEmbroidered front logo\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA subtle Fat Ass logo embroidered on the chest.\u003cbr\u003e🍑 \u003cstrong\u003eLarge rear graphic\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eScreen printed Fat Ass logo across the back so everyone knows you've got great taste in asses.\u003cbr\u003e🍑 \u003cstrong\u003eEmbroidered sleeve detail\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA little hidden surprise on the sleeve for those paying attention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr style=\"margin: 15px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Hoodie Itself\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight \u003cstrong\u003e500GSM\u003c\/strong\u003e fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e100% Cotton French Terry\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed fit with dropped shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSelf-lined hood\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKangaroo pocket\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo drawcords for a cleaner look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk to minimise shrinkage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuilt to last years, not months\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr style=\"margin: 15px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy I Chose Premium?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAfter testing a heap of options, we landed on the AS Colour Made Hood because it's one of the heaviest and most premium blanks available in Australia. The thick 500GSM cotton gives it that substantial feel the second you pick it up. It's the kind of hoodie you'll keep reaching for every time the weather cools down.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarning:\u003c\/strong\u003e You may find yourself wearing this every day and refusing to wash it. That's on you. 🍑\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fat Ass Store","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":48283287060725,"sku":null,"price":76.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":48283287093493,"sku":null,"price":76.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":48283287126261,"sku":null,"price":76.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":48283287159029,"sku":null,"price":76.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":48283287191797,"sku":null,"price":76.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":48283287224565,"sku":null,"price":76.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/0234\/6485\/files\/FatAssImage_Beanies2026.jpg?v=1781771932","url":"https:\/\/fatass.store\/en-gb\/products\/fat-ass-hoodie","provider":"Fat Ass Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}