{"product_id":"fuck-evs-jet-tag","title":"Fuck EVs Jet Tag","description":"\u003cp\u003eI will die on this hill, and if you're here, you probably feel the same. I don't car how expensive petrol gets, FUCK EV's! If it ain't combustion it's disgustin!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"926\" data-start=\"679\"\u003e\u003c!--StartFragment --\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"789\" data-start=\"494\"\u003eAt\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"534\" data-start=\"497\"\u003e3cm x 15cm (including metal loop)\u003c\/strong\u003e, it’s the perfect size to swing from your keys, rear-view mirror, or even your backpack. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"810\" data-start=\"791\"\u003eWhy It Slaps:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"889\" data-start=\"813\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-end=\"837\" data-start=\"813\"\u003eTake a stand\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– a big FU to the greenwashing that is EVs.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"950\" data-start=\"892\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-end=\"909\" data-start=\"892\"\u003eDurable build\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– double-sided for strength and style.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1015\" data-start=\"953\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-end=\"969\" data-start=\"953\"\u003ePerfect size\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– 3cm x 15cm, lightweight but hard to miss.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1089\" data-start=\"1018\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-end=\"1042\" data-start=\"1018\"\u003eConversation starter\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– you might ruffle a couple of feathers with this one!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #f392bd;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--EndFragment --\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned in Melbourne by \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: rgb(243, 146, 189);\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003ca style=\"color: rgb(243, 146, 189); text-decoration: underline;\" title=\"Sonderling Graphic Design\" href=\"https:\/\/sonderling.au\/\"\u003eSonderling.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fat Ass Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48042879484149,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/0234\/6485\/files\/FatAss_FuckEVs_JetTag.jpg?v=1776587586","url":"https:\/\/fatass.store\/en-ca\/products\/fuck-evs-jet-tag","provider":"Fat Ass Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}